I hope you don't mind a New Yorker invading your forum but this is too good to pass up. As usual, the Babylon Bee seems to sum it up perfectly in hilarious, ironic style:
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Oxymoronic...
It's almost not funny, because it's hard to detect the satire. (But I did laugh.)
When will the state open