Someone posted the following on YouTube. The person posting it isn't the original author and didn't know who originally posted it, but said it's okay to share. So, please share...
This is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's so mysterious the way it lurks in schools but then dies at Home Depot. It can spread when buying clothes at Kohl's but not at Target. It can't spread when you're buying beer or liquor. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, but can't survive on Dunkin Donuts coffee cups, so having a cup of coffee is safe.
It is the most curious thing how it lives on basketballs and baseball bats, but dies on Walmart shopping carts. It is spread by hairstylists and dentists but not by bank tellers and fast food workers. It is mind-boggling how it vanishes when people stand close together protesting or destroying monuments. It is so smart, it won't bother the first 10 people gathered but knows when the 11th person shows up, so be careful it's not you.
If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it, but if you need a plumber, it is weak and a mask will keep it away. It also requires dine-in restaurants to have a shorter menu to use real plates but only plastic forks and spoons. If you have just a beer in a pub, it can get ya. But a beer and a meal and you're safe. If you go to get takeout food you need a mask because it it can get ya. But sit down at a restaurant and have a meal and some wine and you will be sweet. It's mandatory to wear a mask in a supermarket. If I walk around eating a donut surely I will be fine. It seems if you can walk and eat you can dodge this pesky little fella. Walk and eat. Who ever heard of such a clever sneaky virus ?!?